

I remember when I was a kid and my trusted local news anchorman told me that Killer Bees were flying toward the Bay Area from Mexico. It freaked me out in a big way. But guess what? The bees never arrived.
Now we get this article in today's San Francisco Chronicle. It's the Killer Bees Pt. 2 and such a fine example of journalistic integrity. The "reporter", Steve Rubenstein, should be proud. Here are some choice quotes:
In regards to whether or not a snake could slither from Florida to the Bay Area.
"It would be exceptional for one animal to be that unidirectional in its movement, but it's mathematically possible," Rodda said.
"We have not yet identified something that would stop their spreading to the Bay Area," Rodda said.
On snake food.
As for other potential prey, human beings - like rodents, beavers and deer - are mammals, government scientists confirmed.
That's right, government scientists have confirmed that human beings are mammals. I feel better paying my taxes now.
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I actually just went back and read the article again because it is hard to believe this isn't something out of the Onion. But it isn't. This is hard news.
Don't get me wrong. I know what makes the world go round. IMA currently has clients advertising with SFGate.com. Nevertheless, using irrational fear to sell papers pushes my buttons. My only comfort is that kids don't read newspapers anymore.